I'll admit it. Chris Pratt is my celebrity crush. I think he's the total package: handsome and funny.

When I saw that he was posting pictures from his Vanity Fair shoot, I was immediately drawn to the pictures. After a few minutes of drooling, I realized the captions were also beautiful.

Leave it to Chris to take a moment when I can easily objectify him for his looks and make it all about his mind. It begins with the cover:


Followed by this juxtaposition:


And poking fun at his modeling pose:


Then while we're focusing on his eyes, he's focusing on the beer:


Or knuckle sniffing: