Check out this giant chicken.
No lie, his name is The Big Boss and he's utterly terrifying.
Pause the video at the 10-second mark-- look at how small that liter bottle looks in compared to Foghorn Leghorn! That's not a chicken, it's a velociraptor.
I have a couple of ideas about what is going on here. McDonald's scientists have bred this velociraptor to take on the Chik-Fil-A cows.
Eat more beef, right? This chicken clearly did.