Kristen Wiig's New Pizza Hut Commercial Makes Me Uncomfortable

Kristen Wiig is a comedic genius. Pizza Hut makes pizza. So, sure, it makes sense that Pizza Hut would hire Wiig to play every man, wo-man and child America during its newest commercial.

The only problem?

It's super weird.

Wiig starts off dressed like a broke Guy Fieri, transitions to an old farmer, Jane Fonda and eventually, Napoleon Dynamite.


McDonald's Explained Why Their Burgers Look Different In The Commercials

Almost everyone I know in a moment of desperation has had to go through the experience of getting fast food. You never have high hopes for the quality, but all too often, we are still disappointed to open the bag to see something that only vaguely resembles food. I've had Big Macs that looked like they were prepared in zero gravity. I've had a Whopper that looked like modern art.

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When Fast Food Restaurants Fight, We All Win

If there is one thing all burger joints have in common it's beef. I mean that both literally and figuratively because there are times when simple capitalistic competition turns into real rivalry. Sometimes that animosity spills over to cause rifts between restaurants that have nothing in common. That's exactly what happened recently in Lubbock, TX which quickly became the epicenter in a war of attrition between Wendy's and local beverage company Pure Water.

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The McDonald's Frork is the Utensil You Never Knew You Needed, Kind Of?

Fast food restaurants seem like they are scrambling to get people in their doors by reinventing normal foods or just shooting their food into space. As people push for more health conscious and sustainable food options, fast food has watched their market share decrease. Now, attention is the name of the game. McDonald's is not immune to the shakey ground and has "created" a new utensil to help you eat their craft burgers.

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13 Fast Food Fails You Probably Forgot About

Though it remains one of the biggest and most profitable industries in the world, fast food restaurants have produced some real stinkers over the years.

For example -- remember McDonald's Hula Burger? It was a burger that, instead of having a beef patty, had a large piece of grilled pineapple, a slice of cheese and lettuce on the inside. Who the heck thought that was appetizing?

From weird, to flavorless, to downright disgusting, below are some of fast food's biggest fails.

13 Fast Food Fails You Probably Forgot About:

1. Burger King's Pumpkin Burger

As much as I hate to admit it, pumpkin things are good. When fall rolls around, I look forward to a Pumpkin Spice Latte (or 10) and a piece of pumpkin bread -- but a pumpkin burger?

2. McDonald's McSpaghetti

Somehow, this product is pretty popular in certain areas of the world -- namely the Philippines -- and even has a bit of a cult following.

But, in the U.S., this dish failed miserably.

3. Taco Bell's Taco Burger

I get it -- a taco-burger hybrid sounds pretty damn good. But, Taco Bell's Bell Beefers were a total fail... Mainly because they left you feeling gross, greasy and 1,000 pounds heavier.

Also, was this before their "think outside the bun" campaign, or?

Taco Bell

4. In-n-Out's 100 x 100 Burger

Cramming 100 burger patties in between two buns is never a good idea.


5. McDonald's McPizza

First of all, no one wants to go to McDonald's for pizza -- ever. Second of all, it took 10 or more minutes to cook, which defeats the purpose of going to a fast food restaurant.

6. Jack in the Box's Frings

It was literally a bag with fries and onion rings in it.

7. Pizza Hut's Priazzo

This was Pizza Huts take on Chicago deep dish pizza. While it didn't necessarily taste bad, the company spent $15 million and didn't make much in return. Plus, it took forever to cook.

8. Dairy Queen's Moolatte

This was a decent product, but guys -- the name! The name was the problem.

Dairy Queen

9. Taco Bell's Frito Burrito

Taco Bell

10. McDonald's McLobster

This is basically a hot dog bun stuffed with "lobster," lettuce and sauce.

Much like the McRib, this sandwich appears every once in a while at select locations across the country, only to vanish weeks later. As a whole, it doesn't see much success.

Currently, it's only available in parts of New England and eastern Canada.

11. KFC's Double Down

I'm not really sure what their goal was here -- but if I'm not into eating bread, I'm probably not into eating fried chicken... As bread.


12. McDonald's Hula Burger

In order to lure Catholic customers who didn't eat meat on Fridays, McDonald's created the hula burger -- which was grilled pineapple and cheese on a bun. Yum?


13. Burger King's Enormous Omelet Sandwich

This was just way too much. And, the cholesterol was through the roof.


14. Taco Bell's Seafood Salad

In the 1980s, Taco Bell tried to diversify their menu with this number. But, something about eating seafood at Taco Bell didn't sit well with customers -- and by that I mean a lot of people got food poisoning.


McDonald's Is Giving Us Four New Shamrock Shake Flavors

March is just around the corner, which for McDonald's lovers, also means it's time for the seasonal mint-flavored green shake to reappear on the menu.

Beginning February 7th, the original Shamrock Shake will become available, as well as four other brand new varieties, including the Chocolate Shamrock Shake, Shamrock Chocolate Chip Frappe, Shamrock Mocha, Shamrock Hot Chocolate.

The beloved original version, composed of vanilla soft serve blended with mint syrup, launched in 1970 and has developed somewhat of a cult-following. The popular green shake is only available in the weeks leading up to St. Patrick's Day.


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In the late 1980s, Wendy's took the training of their employees very seriously and to new heights.

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10 Largest Fast Food Chains in the World

As humans, we love fast food.

I mean, there's something about the convenience, the saltiness and the fake-ness of it all that keeps us coming back for more -- and more, and more.

So, with that in mind, I decided to do a little research and figure out which fast food restaurants are the largest worldwide. You may find some of these interesting.

10 Largest Fast Food Chains in the World:

10. Papa John's Pizza

There are over 4,700 Papa John's restaurants worldwide, including locations in all 50 U.S. states and in 37 other countries.

9. Dairy Queen

There are over 6,000 Dairy Queen locations worldwide, including locations in 18 countries other than U.S.

8. Dunkin' Donuts

There are over 11,000 Dunkin' Donuts, including locations in two countries other than the U.S.

7. Domino's Pizza

There are over 15,000 Domino's locations worldwide, including locations in 70 countries other than the U.S.

6. Burger King

There are over 13,000 Burger King locations worldwide, including locations in 91 countries other than the U.S.

5. Starbucks

There are over 25,085 Starbucks locations worldwide, including locations in 64 countries other than the U.S.

4. Pizza Hut

There are over 11,000 Pizza Hut locations worldwide, including location in 93 countries other than the U.S.

3. Subway

There are 42,174 Subway locations worldwide, including locations in 106 countries other than the U.S.

2. KFC

There are 18,875 KFC locations worldwide, including locations in 118 countries other than the U.S.

1. McDonald's

There are over 35,000 McDonald's locations worldwide, including locations in 119 countries other than the U.S.