Blake Shelton Settles The Argument on the Sexiness of Tractors While Playing “Kinky Or Drinky” With Ellen

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You have, without a doubt, seen that Blake Shelton won an award for being sexy. What a world we live in that A) such an award exists and B) he won it. He, naturally, is living up to the award by sitting sexily, wearing sexy white socks with a tuxedo, and playing sexy drinking games with Ellen Degeneres. The game was called “Kinky or Drinky” forcing Blake to name whether certain things live up to his sexy standard or not. In the case that something was not “kinky” Blake took a shot. He ended up taking a lot of shots.


Blake put a flag in the ground on a few questionable areas that could be kinky or drinky:

  • PDA
  • Tickling
  • A big booty
  • Tractors
  • PDA on a tractor
  • Potato Salad (!?!??!??!?!?!!!?!!)
  • Women who baby-talk
I won’t spoil what he said for each category, but Blake had four drinkies of either vodka, tequila, or everclear. Whatever was in those shots, it was real.

Jordan Keller
Pop culture junkie and half-hearted foodie.

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