Parton was on hand to present longtime friend, Lily Tomlin, with the Screen Actors Guild Lifetime Achievement Award and before she did that she gave everyone what they wanted– some finely tune, signature jokes.
“I almost didn’t get in. They kept holding me backstage. They wanted to see my ID – or maybe it was double D’s. I wanted to get that off my chest,” started off Parton’s speech.
She also teased a “9 to 5” sequel, but said, “People have wanted another ‘9 to 5,’ but I think we’d have to call it ’95.'”
Of course, her best line was probably, “Lily’s getting an award I’ve spent my life trying to avoid … sag.”
In a world full of uncertainty, at least we know having Dolly Parton at an awards show is a sure-fire bet.