There’s a reason that people describe gross places as “the armpit of (wherever).” Armpits are a totally unattractive body part, especially the hairy, sweaty ones.
You know who else hates armpits? Luke Bryan.
Luke hates sweaty armpits so much, he can see them (or smell them) coming from a mile away and he’s even perfected a move to make sure he doesn’t actually make contact with the armpits.
You know, we ask a lot of Luke, it’s probably not too much for us to keep our armpits away from him. Right?