The Internet's Most Asked Questions About Willie Nelson Are Really Something

The Internet’s Most Asked Questions About Willie Nelson Are Really Something

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People are curious, but man, they’re weird. The internet allows people to investigate all of their odd or intrusive questions without actually having to talk to people. Why do I need to know how many times a celebrity has been married? I don’t know, but now I have that info in my brain taking up space.

When you search a subject, Google now will show you the most common questions related to it. So, for example, if you search “Willie Nelson“, it will show you the most common questions people ask about the Outlaw. Let me tell ya, they are some real doozies.


This is the actual list:

So let’s take these one at a time:

Is Willie Nelson okay?

Yup, still not dead.

How many wives did Willie Nelson?

Please finish the question.

How many wives did Willie Nelson…sing to? A couple hundred every show, I guess.

How many wives did Willie Nelson…meet? Again, probably a lot, but how could anyone really know?

How many wives did he have? That’s not any of our business.

How many Willie Nelson songs are there?

His name is on around 340. So, yeah, he did some writing.

Is Willie Nelson native?

To Texas? To America?

He is part Cherokee, but there has to be a better way to ask that.

How much is Willie Nelson’s net worth?

Again, grammar. *WHAT is Willie Nelson’s net worth.

$25 million, but again, none of our business.

Who wrote the song “Crazy” by Patsy Cline?


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This guy.

Who is Paula Nelson’s mother?

Connie Koepke, but imagine, for a moment, people googling who your mother is.

Odd.

How many times was Willie Nelson married and to who?


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Is this the IRS running one of their well known marriage audits?

What is the best Willie Nelson song?

Hey man, that’s something you have to decide for yourself. Don’t let the internet tell you what song to like.

Who has written the most number one hits?

Sadly, not Willie. The top two are Beatles, Paul McCartney and John Lennon.

People are curious, but man, they’re weird.

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