10 Christmas Cookie Fails That Are So Bad, They'll Make You Feel Like Martha Stewart

10 Christmas Cookie Fails That Are So Bad, They’ll Make You Feel Like Martha Stewart

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We’ve all been there– you find a recipe on Pinterest for a festive cookie and you think to yourself: Yes, I am a capable adult and I can make these. So you go buy 700 ingredients to make said cookies and you get to work, only to discover that the instructions are hella confusing and your final product turns out looking like dog food (or worse).

But don’t worry– any holiday cookie you make can’t possibly turn out as bad as these did. If they do, I highly recommend you stop baking immediately, because you’re a hazard.

10 Christmas Cookie Fails That Are So Bad, They’ll Make You Feel Like Martha Stewart:


1.

But why do these look like ninja turtles???

2.

Uh ma’am, those look like straight up intestines.

3.

Maybe you should sketch it out next time???

4.

Better question: How did she get the gingerbread men to do the splits??

5.

I mean, I don’t know what she was going for here, but I can safely say this wasn’t it.

6.

To be honest, not convinced she didn’t actually go gather up dog poo and dip it in fudge.

7.

Seriously, how do we know those are cookies?

8.

WHAT the heck kind of snowman did this woman make her design off of?

9.

But like, Gumby is never this angry, right??

10.

Are those globs of gel her eyes or her shell bra?? Either way, this creature is probably way, way, wayyyy under the sea, hiding in the darkest crevice.

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