After the most recent episode of “Bachelor in Paradise,” it’s time to admit a couple of things– these people need more than two drinks an hour to be on TV, some people shouldn’t be allowed to drink in excessive heat at all, Chris Harrison really is lying when he says something is dramatic and this was the weirdest episode of the show I’ve ever seen.
Ever. And I’ve seen a lot of episodes.
First, there was this thing about scallop hands. Which, admittedly, that’s a story I would tell people– maybe. But, if I heard it told to me I don’t think it would send psychological shockwaves through my body. It’s just this weird, quirky thing that happened once with some food.
Then, a guy left because he thought the girls were crazy and scary. Dean is not cool anymore. Robby isn’t cool. And more. This episode was weird. Luckily, Twitter pulled through with some funny tweets.
13 Pretty Perfect and Hilarious About Episode 5 of “Bachelor in Paradise”: