You know that joke about walking and chewing gum at the same time? The same kind of goes for famous people singing and dancing at the same time. Sometimes, it’s just not meant to be. Sometimes, the song doesn’t need a dance routine. Sometimes, the singer can’t dance.
And sometimes, the dancing is so bad you remember it 20 years later.
6 Famous People Dancing Very, Very Poorly:
No one has ever danced to a Sting song the way Puffy is dancing to this one. The best part is that 200 choir members are behind Puffy dancing, as he makes his way across the entire stage. And Sting? He barely moves his arms. Maybe to make up for how much Puffy moves his arms.
Katy is usually a totally acceptable dancer. Her choreographer must’ve mailed this one in though. Or maybe Katy was tired. Or maybe she was told to move like she was buried in sand. She seemed bored. Especially around the 1:23 mark.
Britney got lost a number of times throughout this routine. When she did, she’d just do a body roll or two and walk to another part of the stage.
Celine is fascinating. So fascinating that she probably convinced herself that people come to Celine Dion shows to watch Celine Dion dance. And she probably said it just like to herself in the mirror.
There are truly no words.
This is why Mandy got into acting.