John Cena Goes Undercover on the Internet and Responds to People’s Questions and Comments


Prime directive #1: never go to the comments section. EVER! What you find there will scar your in mind, heart, and soul. The only way to truly meet the darkness there is undercover in a brief battle answering the internet’s burning questions and then disappear into the night like Batman. That was John Cena’s strategy, at least, debunking death hoaxes, explaining his cargo shorts, and explaining why he’s never done a UFC fight.

Yes, he has formal jorts.

Yes, he carries many things in his cargo shorts.

C’mon people, think of something new. But seriously, bro, get some athletic shorts. Jorts can’t be comfortable to deadlift in.

Dusty Sullivan
A southern fella whose roots are in The Natural State and heart is in the outdoors

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