Justin Timberlake just released a teaser for his new album Man of the Woods and, other than mentioning that it straight up looks like a Levi’s cologne ad, there really is nothing to say. But has that stopped the internet from having hot takes? Of course not! What kind of question is that? The internet has hot takes about things that don’t exist. Hot takes make the internet move. That just means that we already have a bevy of jokes and opinions about the new JT album that everyone will love approximately two seconds into the first song.
People took to social media to simultaneously roast and thirst after JT. What’s new?
Mom, take it easy.
If he has a “hey-ho” chorus, I’m cutting him out of my rotation.
Moves to Nashville…
We’ve seen this before.
Got to stay alive until Feb. 2 if you want to hear it.
Breathe. Just breathe.
It’s what the man said!
Now, here’s a conspiracy theory!