I know as much about horse racing as I do about Russian Literature– very little. But, I do love the first Saturday in May and everything that comes with the Kentucky Derby. Especially the names of the horses. It’s like we ran out of names or something.
Most Interesting Horse Names Racing in This Year’s Kentucky Derby:
Middle Eastern country or bold statement for a horse, who probably can’t even speak, much less rap.
Name of a rapper or a new craft beer?
3. Fast and Accurate
Also how his accountant describes himself.
4. Battle of Midway
Too soon? Feels too soon.
This has to be a documentary on Netflix about a profession no one but hipsters has ever heard of.
6. Local Hero
Better than being famous in a small town?
7. J Boys Echo
The next big boy band from “The X Factor UK.”
Probably voted for Trump.
9. Thunder Snow
Al Gore’s favorite horse.
The 143rd Kentucky Derby is on Saturday, May 6 with coverage beginning on NBC at 2:30pm (EST).