"Nashville" Season 5, Episode 8: Rayna Bargains with Her Stalker and Juliette is Becoming a Biblical Scholar

“Nashville” Season 5, Episode 8: Rayna Bargains with Her Stalker and Juliette is Becoming a Biblical Scholar

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Last week, Juliette didn’t exist. Scarlett felt something for the guy. But, this week, Juliette is back and she’s not only in church, she’s in a Bible study! Maddie is getting bolder and bolder, too.


“Nashville” Season 5, Episode 8: Rayna Bargains with Her Stalker and Juliette is Becoming a Biblical Scholar”:

  1. Daphne made bacon and pancakes before anyone even came into the kitchen?
  2. Don’t worry about the stalker, kids. He has to stay 300 feet away.
  3. Wait, they have secret service, now? Intense.
  4. Juliette went from never going to church to taking intense notes during a Bible study. This is the real deal.
  5. Angel girl called JB a dork for taking notes?
  6. Angel girl doesn’t think the gospel album is super smart.
  7. Juliette just wants to have a meeting with the choir– that’s all she is asking! Yeah right.
  8. Oh. Scarlett is meeting Damian. They have the same haircut.
  9. Damian wants to honor “something.” He literally said that.
  10. Stalker is back, but security says he’s just taunting.
  11. The end of the driveway is 317 feet away, so Stalker just gets to hang there.
  12. Rayna feels very inconvenienced by the stalker, which makes sense– he’s a stalker.
  13. Oh. This sister moment. Oh. This sister moment.
  14. What a moment between two sisters.
  15. That is a moment only sisters can share.
  16. Is Scarlett actually Eeyore?
  17. Lying doesn’t work for Deacon, he doesn’t recommend it because “it’s a big damn mess.”
  18. If anyone is over 21, “you can make your own damn decisions” according to Deacon.
  19. OMG. Daphne, girl, trust– we’ve all been there.
  20. I think Rayna/Connie should explain teenager things to everyone. Like a PSA video type series.
  21. Juliette now wants to get Angel a record deal.
  22. Juliette hasn’t been listening to Gospel music very long, so these people are really not feeling her vibe.
  23. Why are these people hating on her so hard?
  24. I mean, this didn’t go well for Juliette. She should explore other for-profit choirs, maybe?
  25. Scarlett has decided she can’t be with anyone. Right now.
  26. Gunnar is the worst. Seriously. I’ve always thought that.
  27. “I’m sorry that it’s upsetting,” might go down as the worst apology in history.
  28. “I feel like I should do something special for Daphne, she got her period.”
  29. “IS THAT WHAT HAPPENS?”
  30. NO, NO THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENS.
  31. Rayna went to Tiffany to get her a period present? Wowowowowowow.
  32. This choir has a lot of meetings. Even two seems like a lot, right? For a choir?
  33. That did not take Scarlett long. Maybe 10 minutes? 15?
  34. Rayna is now Clay’s biggest fan.
  35. Rayna is going to give Clay some business advice.
  36. Pretty cool that the security guy is also a chauffeur.
  37. HOW DID THE STALKER GET IN THERE. HOW.
  38. He’s a nice stalker! He put his HUGE knife away.
  39. Deacon is his middle name? What’s his first name?
  40. Wayne is having a hard time processing.
  41. Oh, great. Wayne is from Arkansas. Arkansans always get a bad rap.
  42. Rayna is now bargaining with Wayne by saying she can tell him something he can’t find on the Internet. Bold move– most everything is on the Internet.
  43. Rayna called 911, but she dropped the phone. Now, the knife is back out. This is just not great.
  44. Why does Rayna need that blanket?
  45. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ANOTHER CAR WRECK? COME ON.
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