It’s amazing what you can learn on the internet. It is the door that you need only to knock upon to receive answers to the volumes of questions in your head. Ask, knock, seek, and you shall find things you never wanted to see. Thanks, internet! But sometimes we have questions to which there are no answers. Cursed be thy name to a thousand generations, Internet! Thankfully, Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler are more than willing to answer those questions culled and collected by Google autocorrect.
Hm, the Internet is helping us here…but only because it failed us and needed mere humans to assist it. But now the answers are in a video on the internet, but only because humans made the video. Hm.
You’re on watch, Internet!