While many viewers think that “The Bachelor” and its affiliate programs should be on TV much less, the programs creator are forging ahead to create a show no one asked for in a misguided effort to create an international audience. The show, “Bachelor Winter Games” allows contestant compete for love while literally competing for a chance to continue to compete for love. It’s “The Bachelor” with unathletic Olympics. And this show, beyond all reason, has an anthem. Woe to all who hear it.
“I think you mean a ‘theme song’.”
Nope, sure don’t. I mean they wrote an anthem like “The Star Spangled Banner”, “Oh, Canada”, or any other song an entire nation sings while their flag is raised.
Bachelor Winter Games, to fight for love and more
Oh Bachelor, sweet Bachelor, we will compete for sure
In the time that we share, let’s go beyond compare
Oh Bachelor, sweet Bachelor, we want to see this through
The reason’s right, the future’s bright to win your hand and heart
Oh Bachelor, sweet Bachelor, our Winter Games be true
What drunk fifth grader wrote this? “We will compete for sure” is at best the most this show can hope for.
PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN, LITTLE GIRLS! THERE IS NOTHING TO HONOR HERE!
And who gave her a Chinese flag!?
This faded German wondered why he was there.
“I’ve made a huge mistake,” the Swedish contestant.
The only person who liked it:
He wrote it. I just know it. Look at him. Shame on you, Chris Harrison. Shame on you.