7 Actual Swimsuits You Can Buy and Wear to Your Local Pool:
1. Hairy Chest
Oh, wow. Just. Oh, okay. Sure.
2. Hairy Chest II
If the first hairy chest wasn’t tan enough for you, don’t worry. There’s this one.
3. Shocked Trump
Is President Donald Trump shocked because his face is on swimsuit? We are.
I get it, but woof.
5. Tiger’s Mug Shot
Can you imagine staring at this at the pool all day?
Not just Borat– Borat with hair!
7. Putin’s Smirk
Vladimir Putin’s side eye and neck rolls on your body. Literally.