Is there such thing as a perfect gift for someone? Some would argue, yes, there is such a thing. Others would disagree because some people are entirely too hard to please. I think, usually, most gifts can be pretty perfect for a person if they are thoughtful and you give someone something they never thought they wanted or needed.
This Twitter user took to the Internet to ask what to do if your girl gifts these graciously decorated Crocs to you and the Internet replied with an overwhelming reply of “marry her!”
And of course, “take her to Flavortown!”
Or just pay her to stick around.