A couple of days a week, to unwind, I watch “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.” I’ve seen almost every episode. I’m not ashamed of this. The show is hosted by everybody’s favorite TV host that looks like the guy from Sugar Ray, Guy Fieri. I don’t love Guy’s look, but his vibe isn’t criminal or anything.
All of that to say, I would never wear a swimsuit with his face on it. I don’t think I’d wear a hat or shirt either. His face is on the front of the suit and the back.
I don’t want to know what happens when you bend over.
The suit is available from Beloved.com for an easy $49.95.