6 Unbelievable Items Texans (Including JJ Watt) Used Instead of Ice Scrapers After Winter Weather Hit

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The average American sees ice on their car and grabs the ice scraper. A couple of swipes later, their windows are clear of ice. Texans lose their minds. These titans of ingenuity (everything’s bigger in Texas) never bought a scraper for $1.99 at a gas station. They never imagined cold weather would effect them. Instead, they grabbed their blowtorches, credit cards, coat hangars, and hot water and proceeded to ruin everything.


There are cheap ice scrapers, scrapers with brushes on the end to remove snow, and heavy duty scrapers for the Texas man. Please use one instead of ruining your car with a blowtorch.

6 Unbelievable Items Texans (Including JJ Watt) Used Instead of Ice Scrapers After Winter Weather Hit:

1. Credit Card (Gift Card)

JJ wants to remind everyone he grew up in Wisconsin and this is fine.

That looks like a real credit card!

2. Tamale Spreader

Literally, this would only happen in Texas.

3. BBQ Spatula

Again, only in Texas. At least only in texas would they have special spatulas just for BBQ.

4. Frisbee

Sounds like something a college-aged guy would do. Result: ineffective on ice and produces numb hands.

5. Kayak Paddle

This is the most Austin-winter tweet ever.

6. Plastic Coat Hanger

Definitely need something a little wider here. Result: time consuming, ineffective, and a poor selection. At least try to find something that could work.

Alternatives: let your car heat up and melt the ice or pour cold water on the ice (hot water could crack the windshield).

Or, buy a dang scraper.