Halloween costumes are getting weirder and weirder these days. Not to mention– sexier. You can make the simplest of household items a sexy Halloween costume with the subtraction or addition of other simple items. Want to be a sexy remote control? Put the ‘guide’ button in an inappropriate spot and go.
What happened to people just dressing up as cowboys and baseball players?
9 Pretty Weird Halloween Costumes You have to See to Believe:
1. Big Foot
I mean, I get it and it’s clever as all get out, but how many drunk people at a Halloween party are going to think you’re clever? You’ve got to have quite the foot fetish to be into this one.
2. Night Stand
For all you ladies out there that love HGTV– this is the costume for you. Oh, it’s a one night stand. No one will understand and what if someone else is wearing it and then you’re just part of your grandmother’s bedroom set that she left you?
4. Crying Smiley Emoji
Pretty creepy when not on your phone.
6. Kool-Aid Man
Definitely make sure you’re at a party with people over 30. Does anyone in high school even know who this guy is? If you can find a friend to go as a brick wall– win!
9. Intimate Inmate Women’s Halloween Costume Orange Black Jailbird Prison Jumpsuit
Yes, that’s the actual name listed on Amazon.com.