Twenty years ago Britney Spears released the massively successful “…Baby One More Time” and while that makes me feel really old, B. Spears isn’t quite there yet.
Britney loves showing off on Instagram. Often, she’ll don a dress and set up her phone on like, an end table or something, hit record and pretend her entryway (which looks a lot like a mid-range hotel from the 1980s) is a runway. They’re harmless, but the more she racks up the weirder they get.
One time, she put her phone on the bathroom vanity and changed into various outfits while making a surprised face and dancing. As far as content goes, it’s not great.
Most recently, Britney put one of those bunny filters on her and did the helium voice thing to Aretha Franklin’s “Think.” Britney captioned the video, “Channeling my inner Aretha Franklin – the woman has got so much soul!!!!”
Okay, hunny, if your inner-Aretha is that of a high-pitched bunny, are you familiar at all with the original queen D(iva)? While I’m sure most fans appreciate this inside look into Britney’s inner-Aretha I’m wondering why she doesn’t have a larger art piece above her mantle. Those ceilings are too tall for that tiny thing.