When Colton Underwood was announced as the nest “The Bachelor” Tuesday morning on Good Morning America, the Twittersphere blew up with both negative and positive reactions.
While many women wanted to know if it was too late to sign up for “The Bachelor” to get their chance at dating Colton, many others were disappointed, hoping for Jason Tartick to be the next Bachelor.
Either way, there are some funny people sharing their opinions, whether good or bad. Here are 14 hilarious tweets about Colton Underwood becoming “The Bachelor”
So happy for my wonderful friend…
Also please bring Thor to the Bachelor mansion with you. Any girl who won’t let him lick her face is automatically out.
— Patti Murin (@PattiMurin) September 4, 2018
2837364 minutes of fame..
I’m not here for Colton Underwood’s 2837364 minutes of fame. #thebachelor 🙄
— l a u r e n (@laurenemart) September 4, 2018
"Colton Underwood." Sounds like the name of a Hobbit male stripper. #TheBachelor
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) September 4, 2018
Find a wife…
Go grow up first…then look for a wife.
— Ernie Davis (@ErnieDavis19) September 4, 2018
I’m not watching…
Unless @Colt3FIVE comes out as the first gay #TheBachelor, I’m not watching ….
— Blanka (@blankita_mtl) September 4, 2018
My fake tan.
i could never be on the bachelor because everyone would see just how fake my tan really is but i really wanna marry colton underwood. im torn😭
— m a d s (@madeline_sue) September 4, 2018
currently wondering if there is still time to sign up for the bachelor since @Colt3FIVE is up for grabs.
If not… Colton I’m single! I ain’t got no kids and I’m funny. I’ll cook ya a mean meatloaf and make sure there’s a lot of love and butter in each dish. ❤️❤️❤️
— shelby (@djshelbs) September 4, 2018
Cry in his hands.
Bachelor Colton Underwood is going to go through the entire Bachelor process. Say he gave it his all. Cry in his hands. And chase after Tia Booth. Again. Then breakup with her.
— KennyDrama (@kennethaabrams) September 4, 2018
Best day ever.
I found $20 in my shoe and @Colt3FIVE is the next bachelor. Day made.
— ansley williams (@a_willie16) September 4, 2018
— sarah (@hokeygnocchi) September 4, 2018
Make up your mind!
Picked someone who hasnt been able to make up his mind the last few months.. good choice
— Herbert Cunningham (@HerbertCunning4) September 4, 2018
Just woke up.
But when I do…
— Erica DeNicola (@ejd359) September 4, 2018
I called it weeks ago.
Looks like Colton Underwood is the next Bachelor. You have a good chance of winning him over if you love drama and have no intention of sleeping with him.#ICalledItWeeksAgo
— Sid Kelly (@SidRadio8) September 4, 2018