When Colton Underwood was announced as the nest “The Bachelor” Tuesday morning on Good Morning America, the Twittersphere blew up with both negative and positive reactions.
While many women wanted to know if it was too late to sign up for “The Bachelor” to get their chance at dating Colton, many others were disappointed, hoping for Jason Tartick to be the next Bachelor.
Either way, there are some funny people sharing their opinions, whether good or bad. Here are 14 hilarious tweets about Colton Underwood becoming “The Bachelor”
14. So happy for my wonderful friend…
Also please bring Thor to the Bachelor mansion with you. Any girl who won’t let him lick her face is automatically out.
— Patti Murin (@PattiMurin) September 4, 2018
13. 2837364 minutes of fame..
I’m not here for Colton Underwood’s 2837364 minutes of fame. #thebachelor 🙄
— l a u r e n (@laurenemart) September 4, 2018
"Colton Underwood." Sounds like the name of a Hobbit male stripper. #TheBachelor
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) September 4, 2018
11. Find a wife…
Go grow up first…then look for a wife.
— Ernie Davis (@ErnieDavis19) September 4, 2018
10. I’m not watching…
Unless @Colt3FIVE comes out as the first gay #TheBachelor, I’m not watching ….
— Blanka (@blankita_mtl) September 4, 2018
9. My fake tan.
i could never be on the bachelor because everyone would see just how fake my tan really is but i really wanna marry colton underwood. im torn😭
— m a d s (@madeline_sue) September 4, 2018
8. I’m single!
currently wondering if there is still time to sign up for the bachelor since @Colt3FIVE is up for grabs.
If not… Colton I’m single! I ain’t got no kids and I’m funny. I’ll cook ya a mean meatloaf and make sure there’s a lot of love and butter in each dish. ❤️❤️❤️
— shelby (@djshelbs) September 4, 2018
7. Cry in his hands.
Bachelor Colton Underwood is going to go through the entire Bachelor process. Say he gave it his all. Cry in his hands. And chase after Tia Booth. Again. Then breakup with her.
— KennyDrama (@kennethaabrams) September 4, 2018
6. Best day ever.
I found $20 in my shoe and @Colt3FIVE is the next bachelor. Day made.
— ansley williams (@A_Willie16) September 4, 2018
5. New promos?!
— white crayon (@sarahcollie49) September 4, 2018
4. Make up your mind!
Picked someone who hasnt been able to make up his mind the last few months.. good choice
— Herbert Cunningham (@HerbertCunning4) September 4, 2018
3. Just woke up.
i've only been awake for twenty minutes now and i already misread the "colton underwood is the new bachelor" trending story headline for…. "cotton underwear—". 💀
— 🔅`* & : 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐂. (@CARMlNED) September 4, 2018
2. But when I do…
— Erica DeNicola (@ejd359) September 4, 2018