Ellen and Oprah Went to a Grocery Store Together and Then Invited Themselves to a Family’s Taco Tuesday Dinner and We Can’t Stop Giggling


Super famous people have assistants because they often have lots to do and lots of places to be. But, sometimes they have assistants and others that do things like go to the grocery store for them.

Ellen DeGeneres and Oprah Winfrey are the type of people that have people to do things for them. Not because they’re incapable because if they showed up at your local Walmart they’d get mobbed.

Ellen and Oprah recently went to a grocery store together. Like super responsible shoppers, Ellen brought her own bags– Louis Vuitton luggage.

That’s where the responsible shopping ended.

After Oprah touched most of the produce, Ellen found a bottle of vodka in her bag. Then, she gave the vodka to a kid in a buggy. From there, Ellen offered to pay for a woman’s groceries, but really she offered for Oprah to pay. And then, Ellen invited herself (and Oprah) over for Taco Tuesday.

After Oprah paid for the groceries in gold bars, Ellen hopped in the woman’s Honda and drove home in the wrong gear for about 2 miles.

By the time they got to the family home, it was obvious Ellen has not used a stove in quite some time. She also tried to boil grapes.

When Oprah had finally prepared the food, Ellen fed her like a baby while saying, “choo-choo.”

By the time Oprah offered to clean up the kitchen, it was quite obvious Oprah hasn’t even put anything in her own refrigerator before.

All in all, 10/10 would go to the grocery store with Oprah and Ellen and would let them boil grapes in my house.

Ellen was right– Oprah does have a nice garden.

Lauren Cowling
Born and raised in the South, Lauren grew up going to football games with her family and eating overcooked steak. When not writing, Lauren enjoys reading biographies, searching for pictures of puppies on the internet and drinking Sprite.

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