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Celebrities Are Sharing Their Brutally Awkward Junior High Pictures To Raise Support For  Puerto Rico Hurricane Relief

Celebrities are just like the rest of us. They get up in the morning and put their pants on one leg at a time. They drink their coffee and head off to work. They also had an unbearably awkward junior high phase. Usually, we hide and try to forget those years, but Stephen Colbert had a different idea: he would donate money to Puerto Rico hurricane relief every time a celebrity tweeted an teenage picture of themselves. Needless to say, the internet is now flooded with awkward pictures.

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If You Wake Up Jessica Biel's Son Late At Night, You Will Be Kicked Out Of Her House

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake live the big time "glam-glam" lifestyle of the rich and famous. Or so we thought. They have a two year old son and, as any parent knows, there is nothing less glamorous than a toddler. You hope that smudge is chocolate. There are crumbs literally everywhere. They are nearly impossible to put to sleep. Therefore, Biel, being in the thick of toddler chaos, has no tolerance for people coming over and being loud at night. In fact, if you wake up her son in the middle of the night, you are "dead to her."

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Joe Buck Brags He Once Called A Touchdown While Going To The Bathroom In A Trashcan

Joe Buck is a wildly successful sportscaster. He calls just about any sport you can watch on TV. The only thing that matches his success is how much he is disliked. Green Bay fans started a petition to get Joe banned from the NFL. Cubs fans can't stand him. He jokes about getting his job because of his father, which is not a great move. This is the guy who paralyzed his vocal chords due to a hair plug addiction. This is the guy who claims the greatest asset of a sportscaster is a good bladder then talks about the time had to call a touchdown on live TV while using the bathroom in a trashcan. Seriously.

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Daniel Craig Confirms He Will Return As James Bond

Daniel Craig has been effective and controversial in his role as James Bond. He is the first blonde Bond, which really bothered some people (who conveniently forgot Sean Connery wore a toupee in all of his Bond films), and expertly brought out the dark, brooding, and broken side of 007. He is also getting grey around the temples, causing some to wonder if he is too old to play the part. Apparently, he isn't.

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Matthew McConaughey Thinks He Is Still The Sexiest Man Alive And His Hardest Work Was On Rom-Coms

Stephen Colbert had never met Wild Turkey Bourbon's Chief Storyteller and Academy Award winner Matthew McConaughey, before last night, but I'll be a monkey's uncle if they didn't get along like long lost friends. The two Southern gents got along swimmingly while sipping on some 17 year bourbon discussing everything from why Rom-Coms are harder to do than drama, what makes whiskey so great, and why McConaughey is still the sexiest man alive.

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Cobie Smulders' Full Name Is Longer Than Any Name In Hollywood

"It's fun to be someone else," Cobie Smulders said. Apparently that's true-- a lot of celebrities adopt fake names, even identities, when in public. But Cobie? Her name could be fake. It sounds too perfect, too Hollywood. But that is her real name, at least part of it.

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Fidget Spinners Are Now Being Used To Explain Christianity And The Catholic Church Is Not Happy

The quickest ways to start an argument in the south is to bring up college football or religion. But when you go and throw a fidget spinner into the mix, things get nasty.

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Michael Keaton's Real Name ISN'T Michael Keaton and My Entire Life is a Lie

Let's start with one thing. Michael Keaton didn't play Batman. Michael Keaton is Batman. He's the one true Batman. I love you, Adam West, but it's the way it is.

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