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Daniel Craig Confirms He Will Return As James Bond

Daniel Craig has been effective and controversial in his role as James Bond. He is the first blonde Bond, which really bothered some people (who conveniently forgot Sean Connery wore a toupee in all of his Bond films), and expertly brought out the dark, brooding, and broken side of 007. He is also getting grey … Read more

The WWE Has Trademarked The Bible Verse “3:16”

In one of the more insane cases of corporate trademarks (which, WOW, we sure have seen some real doozies!) the WWE has trademarked the Bible verse “3:16.” The number was popularized by Stone Cold Steve Austin after he beat Jake “The Snake” Roberts in 1996, leading to a series of merchandise reading “Austin 3:16.” So, … Read more

Fidget Spinners Are Now Being Used To Explain Christianity And The Catholic Church Is Not Happy

The quickest ways to start an argument in the south is to bring up college football or religion. But when you go and throw a fidget spinner into the mix, things get nasty. Well, I guess that depends on whether or not you think Pelagianism, Modalism, or Sabellianism are nasty words. Some Catholic priests, and … Read more