Sir Patrick Stewart Jumped at the Chance to be the Poop Emoji

Sir Patrick Stewart has had some legendary roles in his time. He’s Captain Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek. He’s Professor X of the X-Men. Heck, he was even knighted by Queen Elizabeth II in real life! And now, he’s the poop Emoji. “I always knew that there was something waiting for me,” Sir Patrick … Read more

Sir Patrick Stewart Reads 1-Star Reviews of National Monuments and It’s The Funniest Thing We’ve Seen All Week

Patrick Stewart, gentleman and actor, makes terrible reviews sound sophisticated. But seriously, who reviews Stonehenge? If there were a ride at the Statue of Liberty– say, the Tower of Terror, would you ride it? If you’re trying to plan a trip soon, these reviews should be super helpful. And, because we were so intrigued by … Read more

Patrick Stewart Singing Cowboy Classics is My New Favorite Thing

Sir Patrick Stewart — otherwise known as Captain Jean-Luc Picard from “Star Trek: The Next Generation” or Professor Xavier from “X-Men” — has gone country. “Cowboy Pat” — the actor’s new singing alter ego — tweeted a link to the below informercial that features the knight — yep, he’s knighted — singing everything from “Rawhide” … Read more